1. Ebola still waiting in line for US Green Card.
2. Jesus announces his second coming through SnapChat.
3. Aliens tired of invading New York, invade Kentucky instead.
4. God denies plea for Tupac and Justin Bieber exchange.
5. New reports suggest that NSA has been listening in on baby monitors.
6. CIA trains pigeons to spy on Canadians.
7. MIT researchers finally find out what The Fox Says.
8. Grumpy cat not grumpy anymore due to miracle catnip.
9. Girl takes a selfie of her getting a tattoo of herself taking a selfie.
10. Kangaroo approached to carry surrogate babies.
11. Studies reveal that too many hashtags can lead to thumb cancer.
12. Researchers fight global warming with giant Ice Cubes.
13. 83% of people believe that statistics are a waste of time.
14. Viewers can’t wait for premier of Real Housewives of Amish County.
15. Discovery of 10,000 year old unicorn skeleton disproves horn theories.
16. 13 year old dies while screaming YOLO.
17. NASA sends interracial babies to populate Mars.
18. Scientists discover how to genetically engineer Minions.
19. 25% of people believe that 75% more will equal to 100.
20. Eating a lot of fast food linked with Obesity.